Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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