Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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