She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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