what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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