did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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