I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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