well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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