The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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