He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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