come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
don't judge my taste in strippers
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