Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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