Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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