return my video game
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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