his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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