You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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