How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage