Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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