and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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