WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize