oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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