now i know why i became what i already was.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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