Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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