I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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