i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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