I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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