North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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