Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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