I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This is my gift to your gina
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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