Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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