I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
The air taste purple.
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