There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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