I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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