Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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