i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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