I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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