How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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