sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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