just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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