I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize
