You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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