I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I have feelings that need drinking.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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