Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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