sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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