I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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