turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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