His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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