That's intense
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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