"it" just moved
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
