who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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