How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
seriously i just wanna be friends
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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