I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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