Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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